The Philosophy of Money

• "Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money."
  (Jackie Mason)
  
  
• "In God we trust. All others must pay cash."
  (American Saying)
  
  
• "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
  (Woody Allen)
  
  
• "Sex is like money; only too much is enough."
  (John Updike)
  
  
• "If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem"
  (JP Getty)
  
  
• "It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green."
  (Family Guy)
  
  
• "The only way not to think about money... is to have a great deal of it."
  (Edith Wharton)
  
  
• "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to."
  (Old Irish saying)
  
  
• "Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends."
  (Juvenal)
  
  
• "If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."
  (Benjamin Franklin)
  
  
• "Bart, with $10000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!"
  (Homer Simpson)
  
  
• "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
  (Katharine Whitehorn)
  
  
• "Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."
  (Robert W. Sarnoff)
  
  
• "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
  (Spike Milligan)
  
  
• "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
  (Henry Youngman)
  
  
• "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like"
  (Will Smith)
  
  
• "If God only gave me a clear sign... like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."
  (Woody Allen)
  
  
• "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with"
  (Rodney Dangerfield)
  
  
• "He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days."
  (Anonymous)
  
  
• "Between work and family, I'm really not spending enough quality time with my money"
  (Anonymous)
  
  
• "The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money"
  (Johnny Carson)
  
  
• "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it"
  (Bob Hope)
  
  
• "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping"
  (Bo Derek)
  
  
• "When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is"
  (Oscar Wilde)
  
  
• "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
  (Yogi Berra)
  
  
• "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
  (Robert Orben)
  
  
• "Always borrow money from a pessimist... he doesn't expect to be paid back"
  (Anonymous)
  
  
• "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
  (Earl Wilson)
  
  
• "Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are."
  (James W. Frick)
  
  
• "Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
  (Jim Rohn)

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