Can Jessica Simpson possibly fall any farther from fashion favor? Is she trying to make style sniper Richard Blackwell turn over in his grave?
Simpson admitted on stage at Madison Square Garden this week that her pants have occasionally split on stage.
Not exactly a good thing to bring up when one’s weight is under intense public scrutiny.
But apparently, she was just explaining why she was wearing a very loose mini-dress that was actually a form of culottes.
"I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note," the singer told fans. "That's why I'm wearing a skort -- not a skirt, not a short -- just so they wouldn't split."
Oh dear. Open mouth, insert Jimmy Choos. Followed by several pairs of Spanx.
Simpson made her first live TV appearance since her much-scrutinized weight gain on Wednesday, performing "Pray Out Loud" on "The Early Show." And she deftly stepped around all those Miss Piggy comparisons.
"Honestly, I am right where I'm supposed to be. I am so happy," Simpson said. "Everything's really great."
OK, but if Jessica starts wearing figure-disguising Hillary Clinton pantsuits, we'll know there's something else going on.
What do you think? Is Jessica Simpson fat or just picking very bad outfits?
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