Six Truths in Life

1.  You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.
2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3.  And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.  
5.  You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6.  There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. You now have 2 options... delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone else's face today.

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