What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18 You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed
At 38 She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58 You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68 If you take her to bed, that'll be a story
At 78 What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?
When You Tell Her A Story
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