Advice for Greatest Sex and Cheat

1. NEVER, EVER  date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have  one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you!  Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

2. Never do what  you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and  what you are doing.

3. Don't ask a  women what she wants to do. 

4. Never tell a  women how much money you make.

5. Don't EVER  date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from  people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.

6. Never answer  the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make  it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the  weekends.

7. Never spend  more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy,  jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If  anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

8. NEVER approach  a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will  NOT get laid when women are in groups.

8. If you are not  getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

9. No spooning,  no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

10. Never be in a  committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down. 

11. NEVER answer  the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do.  Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed  sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the  call. You're busy. 

12. Don't speak to  women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't  tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs  you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

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