Fears are like annoying relatives. You can't avoid them forever, and ignoring them won't make them go away. Come Thanksgiving, they'll plop down right next to you and ask to borrow your fork. So you'd better figure out how to confront the little devils before they eat your dessert too. Here are a few fun ideas for how to tell your fears to hit the bricks.
Yell at Them
Tell them to go to a place where there are no lemonade stands.
Laugh at Them
A good technique: start with "ha" and end with "hee."
Talk About Them
Preferably to a friend, over a cup of strong coffee.
Scare Them Away
Any mask will do, but any beast or vampire getup is particularly effective.
Dress Them Up
With the right attire and hairdo, you can make anything seem attractive and desirable (to someone else), right?
Harness Them
If they are under your control, you don't have to worry about them.
Interrogate Them
Ask them the hard questions, including: where, what, why, when, and how? Then get a mug shot.
Bully Them
Boss them around like the scary dude in the fifth grade who made you cry. You're bigger than they are --don't let them forget it.
Free Them
Let them go. Tell them to have fun, but not to come back.
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