Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace
all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the
hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The
strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because
of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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