I hope you enjoy these POEMS
POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS.
THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'
Excellent poems by not so famous poets.....
Found on toilet doors and walls...
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger .
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted.
Tried to shit
But, only farted .
Someone who had a different experience wrote:
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think .
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
But, I come
Here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls.....
Toilet's walls als o double as job advertisement space.... (written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
The Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance..
And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
Poems Found In Toilets
Label:
joke,
Lifesupport,
poetry
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