Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You`re in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He`s a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you
Good: Your son`s finally maturing
Bad: He`s involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections
Good: Your wife`s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She`s a lawyer
Good: You get into bed, and she`s feeling horny tonight.
Bad: You are drunk, and are feeling tired.
Worse: You forgot her mother is staying over, and you`ve entered the wrong room.
Whats Good, Bad and Worse !
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