10 Unfortunate Business Names

You named your business what? Looks like we'll have to ask the "WTF Group" to get us a property where "Mammoth Erection" can build a "Boring Business".


"As a locally owned company founded in 1924, focusing only in the Central Florida area, our heritage and experience enables us to ... BLAH BLAH BLAH... that's just boring!!! But if you actually care, keep reading.


"We are the WTF Group, one of the leading developers of historic property in Toronto (...) YOU are the cornerstone; the driving force behind our commitment is YOU".... Meeee??? WTF!!


It's just up the street from a nightclub called Swallow. Really.

Not sure what's worse about this business: exchanging your children, or having their sex changed


If you insist...


Cocks, anyone?


"At Mammoth, we pride ourselves in our unique capabilities of performing top quality scaffold erection services..."
You can get their service here, or choose other similar erection services.


So what does she presents, cum again?


Not all women are like that, you know


You're in good company

10 Most Unfortunate Store Names

The name of this shop in Terrassa, Catalonia, Spain becomes "SHIT" when converted to an acronym


"Farto"... in Sao Paulo, Brazil


"Lick-a-chick"... sadly they mean a chicken


"Tits"... in Montevideo, Uruguay

"Hung Far Low"... something got lost in translation


"Analtech"


"Niggaz"... in Turkey


"Herpi"... in Spain


"The DICK Liquour"


"The Pussy Cleaners"

10 Funniest Law-Firm Names

Payne & Fears... your worst nightmare


Low, Ball & Lynch... can't get your lower than this


Weiner & Cox... touch me baby


Smart & Biggar... and getting bettar


Ziffren, Brittenham, Branca, Fischer, Gilbert-Lurie, Stiffelman, Cook, Johnson, Lande & Wolf... how may I help you?

Ball & Weed... and chicks, and rock and roll


Boring & Leach.... what can't we do today?


Bickers & Bickers... damn, even the slogan is funny


Slaughter & Slaughter... beat me, harder!


Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen... OK, we got it after the third

15 Misspelled Signs

Such a friendle town


The Valley News newspaper misspelled its own name on their frontpage!
Not exactly a sign, but we just had to include it.


Draem, Deram, whatever


Hillary's Tommorrow


My favorite pressdent


Bye a dictionary as well

That's were the author should go


Key to Sucses: Google's Spell Checker


It's the cycle of moters


Call the caps!


Surri! Surry! Sorry!


Lacky us


They hardly party


You morans! get me a Brian


Did you mean: Intelligence

15 Stupidest Warning Labels

"DO NOT put any person in this washer"


"6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"


"Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)

"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)


"Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)


"This product moves when used" (on a Razor scooter)


"If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"


"Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills)


"Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" (found on a jetsky user manual)


"Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"


"All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)


"Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle" (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)


"Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)


"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)


"Do not use for personal hygiene" (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)