Did I read
that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a
Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an
office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a
secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shopwindow:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE. HOWEVER, THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shopwindow:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE. HOWEVER, THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Proofreading
is a dying art, wouldn't you
say?
say?
Man Kills Self Before
Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in
the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who
wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that
what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.I just couldn't help but send this
along.
Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in
Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking
things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
No-good-for-nothing'
lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile
Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any
better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it
might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled
Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to
Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield (
London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide
They may be on to
something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New
Bridges
You mean there's
something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By
Lightning: Faces Battery
Charge
Charge
He probably IS the
battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat
enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame
for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for
eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious
Snacks
Do they taste like
chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
Chainsaw Massacre all
over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7
Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner
is....
is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Now that you've smiled
at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to
someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a
good laugh,at least once a day!
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