Lessons In Logic

    If your father is a poor man
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man
    it's your stupidity
     
    I was born intelligent -
    education ruined me
     
    Practice makes perfect
    But nobody's perfect
    so why practice?

    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?
     
    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak
     
    How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

    Money is not everything
    There's MasterCard & Visa
         
    One should love animals
    They are so tasty
      
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
     
    Every man should marry
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in
    life
     
    The wise never marry
    and when they marry they become otherwise
         
    Success is a relative term
    It brings so many relatives
     
    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today
     
    'Your future depends on your dreams'
    So go to sleep

    There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning
     
    'Hard work never killed anybody'
    But why take the risk
     
    'Work fascinates me'
    I can look at it for hours

    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends
     
    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So why learn

    A bus station is where a bus stops
    A train station is where a train stops
    On my desk, I have a work station
    what more can I say

    Virginity is like a balloon.
    One prick and it's gone forever.

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