See if i got this right !!!
if you cross the north korean border
illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
if you cross the iranian border
illegally you are detained indefinitely.
if you cross the afghan border
illegally, you get shot.
if you cross the saudi arabian border
illegally you will be jailed.
if you cross the chinese border
illegally you m a y never be heard from again.
if you cross the venezuelan border
illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sea led.
if you cross the cuban border illegally
you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
if you cross the canadian border illegally you get !!!
a job,
a drivers license,
social insurance card,
welfare,
food stamps,
credit cards,
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
free education,
free health care,
a lobbyist in ottawa
millions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
the right to carry your country's flag while you
protest that you don't get enough respect
and, in many instances, you can vote.
I just wanted to make sure i had a firm grasp on the situation !!!
Please keep this going......forward to all of your friends & family
It's time to wake up c a n a d a !!!!!!!!!!!!
it's time to wake up CANADA
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