Priceless

Jack wakes up with  a huge hangover after attending his company's party.  Jack is not  normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.   He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was  feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.  Jack had to force  himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.  Next to them, a single  red rose!!  Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and  pressed.  He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,  spotlessly clean.  So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins,  cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom  mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey,  breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!  Love, Marian'

He stumbles  to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and  the morning newspaper.  His 16 year old son is also at the table eating. 

Jack asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'  

'Well, you came home after 3  A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it,  and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the  door'

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect  order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for  me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and  when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm  married!!'

Broken coffee Table  $239.99

Hot breakfast $4.20

Two aspirins $.38

Saying the  right thing, at the right time:

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