Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many Grammatical categories. ~ It can be used as a verb both transitive (Jim fucked Lauren) and intransitive (Lauren was Fucked by Jim). It can be an action verb (Jim really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Lauren really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Lauren is fucking interested in Jim), or as a noun (Lauren is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an interjection (fuck! I'm late for my date with Lauren). It can even be used as a conjunction (Lauren is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings... ......"How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud....... ........"I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation. ......"Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble..... ........"I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression.. ......."FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust..... ......... .."Fuck me."
7. Confusion... ......... ." What the fuck....?"
8. Displeasure. ......... .."Fucking shit man..."
9. Lost........ ......... ......."where the fuck are we?"
10.Disbelief. ......... ...."UN-FUCKING-BELIEVAB LE!!"
11.Retaliation. ......... ..."Up your fucking ass!"
12.Apathy... ......... ....."Who really gives a fuck?"
13.Suspicion. ......... ..."Who the fuck are you?"
14.Directions. ......... ...."Fuck off."
15. Pleasure.... ......... ... "She was the greatest fuck ever!"
~It can be maternal.... ...."MOTHERFUCKER! !"
~It can be used to tell time......." It's four fucking twenty!"
~It can be used as an anatomical description. ......... ..."He's a fucking asshole."
Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima~
"That's not a real fucking gun." ~John Lennon~
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" ~Captain of the Titanic~
"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~
"Heads are gonna fucking roll." ~Anne Boleyn~
"Any fucking idiot could answer that." ~Albert Einstein~
"It does so fucking look like her!" ~Picasso~
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" ~Michael Angelo~
"Fuck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
"Houston we Have a big fucking problem." ~The crew of Apollo 13~
Fuck and it's brothers and sisters
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