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Greg Gutfield To Open A Gay Bar Next To Ground Zero Mosque To Cater To “Islamic Gay Men”

by Jon Bershad

No, this is not a joke. In fact, it is instead one of the most brilliant pieces of provocations in recent years.Greg Gutfield from Fox News’ Red Eyeannounced today via his blog that he is actively speaking to investors and plans on opening a gay bar next to the controversial mosque being built near Ground Zero in New York. To make matters worse (better?) the bar will be specifically designed to cater to homosexuals of the Islamic faith. God, this is going to be an exciting block.

            Here’s Gutfield’s entire post which he will expand upon during tonight’s Red Eye:

            “So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

            As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?

        Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.

    I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

    This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

    As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

    The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.”

Is This Genius or what?

Anti-moslem tram

ANTI-MOSLEM TRAM IN THE NETHERLANDS !!!!!!!!

 BURY MANY PIGS  IN AND AROUND GROUND ZERO !!

             THEN................ NO MOSQUE !!!!!!!!!

Perception

. . . Something To Think About . . .

THE SITUATION

 In Washington DC , at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, this man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.  During that time, approximately 2,000 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.  After about 3 minutes, a middle-aged man noticed that there was a musician playing.  He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds, and then he hurried on to meet his schedule.

About 4 minutes later:

 The violinist received his first dollar.  A woman threw money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.
 
At 6 minutes:

 A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

At 10 minutes:

 A 3-year old boy stopped, but his mother tugged him along hurriedly.  The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head the whole time.  This action was repeated by several other children, but every parent - without exception - forced their children to move on quickly.

At 45 minutes:

 The musician played continuously.  Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while.  About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace.  The man collected a total of $32.

After 1 hour:

 He finished playing and silence took over.  No one noticed and no one applauded.  There was no recognition at all.

  No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world.  He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.  Two days before, Joshua Bell sold-out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100 each to sit and listen to him play the same music.

 This is a true story.  Joshua Bell, playing incognito in the DC Metro Station, was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities.

This experiment raised several questions:

      *In a common-place environment, at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?

      *If so, do we stop to appreciate it?

      *Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made . . .


How many other things are we missing as we rush through life? 

How To Stay Young

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND   always remember :
Li f e is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but  by the moments that take our breath away.


   

Worry about nothing, pray about everything!!!

Poems Found In Toilets

I hope you enjoy these POEMS


            POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS.

            THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY'

            Excellent poems by not so famous poets.....
            Found on toilet doors and walls...

            A budding poet trying his best...
            Here I lie in stinky vapour,
            Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
            Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
            Or shall I be forced to use my finger .

            Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
            Here I sit
            Broken hearted.
            Tried to shit
            But, only farted .


            Someone who had a different experience wrote:
            You're lucky
            You had your chance
            I tried to fart,
            And shit my pants!


            Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
            I came here
            To shit and stink,
            But all I do
            Is sit and think .


            There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
            Some come here to sit and think.
            Some come here to shit and stink.
            But, I come
            Here to scratch my balls ,
            And read the bullshit on the walls.....


            Toilet's walls als o double as job advertisement space.... (written high upon the wall)
            If you can piss above this line,
            The Fire Department wants you.


            Ministry of Environment advertisement.
            We aim to please!
            You aim too! Please


            On the inside of a toilet door:
            Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance..


            And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

The Sun And Moon Viewed Over The North Pole

Too beautiful not to share  



A scene you will probably never get to see in your lifetime.... 

This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. 
You also see the sun below the moon.

An amazing photo and not one  easily duplicate.

You may want to pass it on to others. 
The Chinese have a saying:

When someone shares with you something of value,

you have an obligation to share it with others...