How to heal 100% from Penile cancer (cancer of the penis)

Letter of Apology from the Hospital

A good hospital always apologises for its mistakes

                                                                     
Dear Sir:
The results from the laboratory tests confirmed that the red ring around you penis was not cancerous, as previously thought.
Seemingly, it was lipstick. We really Apologize for the amputation.

Regards,
Dick Less, MD,  F.R.C.s.