Magic Hat in Mc Donald's

We need this HAT where we work

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours,
I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4
of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't
that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

Tried it at the Post office, BJ’s, Wal-Mart, and Social security and it works.

But..don't try it at McDonald's.  The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order