Simpson admitted on stage at Madison Square Garden this week that her pants have occasionally split on stage.
Not exactly a good thing to bring up when one’s weight is under intense public scrutiny.
But apparently, she was just explaining why she was wearing a very loose mini-dress that was actually a form of culottes.
"I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note," the singer told fans. "That's why I'm wearing a skort -- not a skirt, not a short -- just so they wouldn't split."
Oh dear. Open mouth, insert Jimmy Choos. Followed by several pairs of Spanx.
Simpson made her first live TV appearance since her much-scrutinized weight gain on Wednesday, performing "Pray Out Loud" on "The Early Show." And she deftly stepped around all those Miss Piggy comparisons.
"Honestly, I am right where I'm supposed to be. I am so happy," Simpson said. "Everything's really great."
OK, but if Jessica starts wearing figure-disguising Hillary Clinton pantsuits, we'll know there's something else going on.
What do you think? Is Jessica Simpson fat or just picking very bad outfits?
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